/*Be sure to change MESSAGES when you change the array, or bad things
  will happen.*/

/*Also, take note that robotfindskitten.c and configure.in 
  currently have the version number hardcoded into them, and they 
  should reflect MESSAGES. */

/* Watch out for fenceposts.*/
#define MESSAGES (sizeof messages / sizeof (char*))


static char* messages[] =
{
  "\"I pity the fool who mistakes me for kitten!\", sez Mr. T.",
  "That's just an old tin can.",
  "It's an altar to the horse god.",
  "A box of dancing mechanical pencils. They dance! They sing!",
  "It's an old Duke Ellington record.",
  "A box of fumigation pellets.",
  "A digital clock. It's stuck at 2:17 PM.",
  "That's just a charred human corpse.",
  "I don't know what that is, but it's not kitten.",
  "An empty shopping bag. Paper or plastic?",
  "Could it be... a big ugly bowling trophy?",
  "A coat hanger hovers in thin air. Odd.",
  "Not kitten, just a packet of Kool-Aid(tm).",
  "A freshly-baked pumpkin pie.",
  "A lone, forgotten comma, sits here, sobbing.",
  "ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND CARPET FIBERS!!!!!",
  "It's Richard Nixon's nose!",
  "It's Lucy Ricardo. \"Aaaah, Ricky!\", she says.",
  "You stumble upon Bill Gates' stand-up act.",
  "Just an autographed copy of the Kama Sutra.",
  "It's the Will Rogers Highway. Who was Will Rogers, anyway?",
  "It's another robot, more advanced in design than you but strangely immobile.",
  "Leonard Richardson is here, asking people to lick him.",
  "It's a stupid mask, fashioned after a beagle.",
  "Your State Farm Insurance(tm) representative!",
  "It's the local draft board.",
  "Seven 1/4\" screws and a piece of plastic.",
  "An 80286 machine.",
  "One of those stupid \"Homes of the Stars\" maps.",
  "A signpost saying \"TO KITTEN\". It points in no particular direction.",
  "A hammock stretched between a tree and a volleyball pole.",
  "A Texas Instruments of Destruction calculator.",
  "It's a dark, amphorous blob of matter.",
  "Just a pincushion.",
  "It's a mighty zombie talking about some love and prosperity.",
  "\"Dear robot, you may have already won our 10 MILLION DOLLAR prize...\"",
  "It's just an object.",
  "A mere collection of pixels.",
  "A badly dented high-hat cymbal lies on its side here.",
  "A marijuana brownie.",
  "A plush Chewbacca.",
  "Daily hunger conditioner from Australasia",
  "Just some stuff.",
  "Why are you touching this when you should be finding kitten?",
  "A glorious fan of peacock feathers.",
  "It's some compromising photos of Babar the Elephant.",
  "A copy of the Weekly World News. Watch out for the chambered nautilus!",
  "It's the proverbial wet blanket.",
  "A \"Get Out of Jail Free\" card.",
  "An incredibly expensive \"Mad About You\" collector plate.",
  "Paul Moyer's necktie.",
  "A haircut and a real job. Now you know where to get one!",
  "An automated robot-hater. It frowns disapprovingly at you.",
  "An automated robot-liker. It smiles at you.",
  "It's a black hole. Don't fall in!",
  "Just a big brick wall.",
  "You found kitten! No, just kidding.",
  "Heart of Darkness brand pistachio nuts.",
  "A smoking branding iron shaped like a 24-pin connector.",
  "It's a Java applet.",
  "An abandoned used-car lot.",
  "A shameless plug for Crummy: http://www.crummy.com/",
  "A shameless plug for the UCLA Linux Users Group: http://linux.ucla.edu/",
  "A can of Spam Lite.",
  "This is another fine mess you've gotten us into, Stanley.",
  "It's scenery for \"Waiting for Godot\".",
  "This grain elevator towers high above you.",
  "A Mentos wrapper.",
  "It's the constellation Pisces.",
  "It's a fly on the wall. Hi, fly!",
  "This kind of looks like kitten, but it's not.",
  "It's a banana! Oh, joy!",
  "A helicopter has crashed here.",
  "Carlos Tarango stands here, doing his best impression of Pat Smear.",
  "A patch of mushrooms grows here.",
  "A patch of grape jelly grows here.",
  "A spindle, and a grindle, and a bucka-wacka-woom!",
  "A geyser sprays water high into the air.",
  "A toenail? What good is a toenail?",
  "You've found the fish! Not that it does you much good in this game.",
  "A Buttertonsils bar.",
  "One of the few remaining discos.",
  "Ah, the uniform of a Revolutionary-era minuteman.",
  "A punch bowl, filled with punch and lemon slices.",
  "It's nothing but a G-thang, baby.",
  "IT'S ALIVE! AH HA HA HA HA!",
  "This was no boating accident!",
  "Wait! This isn't the poker chip! You've been tricked! DAMN YOU, MENDEZ!",
  "A livery stable! Get your livery!",
  "It's a perpetual immobility machine.",
  "\"On this spot in 1962, Henry Winkler was sick.\"",
  "There's nothing here; it's just an optical illusion.",
  "The World's Biggest Matzoh Ball!",
  "A tribe of cannibals lives here. They eat Malt-O-Meal for breakfast, you know.",
  "This appears to be a rather large stack of trashy romance novels.",
  "Look out! Exclamation points!",
  "A herd of wild coffee mugs slumbers here.",
  "It's a limbo bar! How low can you go?",
  "It's the horizon. Now THAT'S weird.",
  "A vase full of artificial flowers is stuck to the floor here.",
  "A large snake bars your way.",
  "A pair of saloon-style doors swing slowly back and forth here.",
  "It's an ordinary bust of Beethoven... but why is it painted green?",
  "It's TV's lovable wisecracking Crow! \"Bite me!\", he says.",
  "Hey, look, it's war. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again.",
  "It's the amazing self-referential thing that's not kitten.",
  "A flamboyant feather boa. Now you can dress up like Carol Channing!",
  "\"Sure hope we get some rain soon,\" says Farmer Joe.",
  "\"How in heck can I wash my neck if it ain't gonna rain no more?\" asks Farmer Al.",
  "\"Topsoil's all gone, ma,\" weeps Lil' Greg.",
  "This is a large brown bear. Oddly enough, it's currently peeing in the woods.",
  "A team of arctic explorers is camped here.",
  "This object here appears to be Louis Farrakhan's bow tie.",
  "This is the world-famous Chain of Jockstraps.",
  "A trash compactor, compacting away.",
  "This toaster strudel is riddled with bullet holes!",
  "It's a hologram of a crashed helicopter.",
  "This is a television. On screen you see a robot strangely similar to yourself.",
  "This balogna has a first name, it's R-A-N-C-I-D.",
  "A salmon hatchery? Look again. It's merely a single salmon.",
  "It's a rim shot. Ba-da-boom!",
  "It's creepy and it's kooky, mysterious and spooky. It's also somewhat ooky.",
  "This is an anagram.",
  "This object is like an analogy.",
  "It's a symbol. You see in it a model for all symbols everywhere.",
  "The object pushes back at you.",
  "A traffic signal. It appears to have been recently vandalized.",
  "\"There is no kitten!\" cackles the old crone. You are shocked by her blasphemy.",
  "This is a Lagrange point. Don't come too close now.",
  "The dirty old tramp bemoans the loss of his harmonica.",
  "What in blazes is this?",
  "It's the instruction manual for a previous version of this game.",
  "A brain cell. Oddly enough, it seems to be functioning.",
  "Tea and/or crumpets.",
  "This jukebox has nothing but Cliff Richards albums in it.",
  "It's a Quaker Oatmeal tube, converted into a drum.",
  "This is a remote control. Being a robot, you keep a wide berth.",
  "It's a roll of industrial-strength copper wire.",
  "Oh boy! Grub! Er, grubs.",
  "A puddle of mud, where the mudskippers play.",
  "Plenty of nothing.",
  "Look at that, it's the Crudmobile.",
  "Just Walter Mattheau and Jack Lemmon.",
  "Two crepes, two crepes in a box.",
  "An autographed copy of \"Primary Colors\", by Anonymous.",
  "Another rabbit? That's three today!",
  "It's a segmentation fault. Core dumped, by the way.",
  "A historical marker showing the actual location of /dev/null.",
  "Thar's Mobius Dick, the convoluted whale. Arrr!",
  "It's a charcoal briquette, smoking away.",
  "A pizza, melting in the sun.",
  "It's a \"HOME ALONE 2: Lost in New York\" novelty cup.",
  "A stack of 7 inch floppies wobbles precariously.",
  "It's nothing but a corrupted floppy. Coaster anyone?",
  "A section of glowing phosphor cells sings a song of radiation to you.",
  "This TRS-80 III is eerily silent.",
  "A toilet bowl occupies this space.",
  "This peg-leg is stuck in a knothole!",
  "It's a solitary vacuum tube.",
  "This corroded robot is clutching a mitten.",
  "\"Hi, I'm Anson Williams, TV's 'Potsy'.\"",
  "This subwoofer was blown out in 1974.",
  "Three half-pennies and a wooden nickel.",
  "It's the missing chapter to \"A Clockwork Orange\".",
  "It's a burrito stand flyer. \"Taqueria El Ranchito\".",
  "This smiling family is happy because they eat LARD.",
  "Roger Avery, persona un famoso de los Estados Unidos.",
  "Ne'er but a potted plant.",
  "A parrot, kipping on its back.",
  "A forgotten telephone switchboard.",
  "A forgotten telephone switchboard operator.",
  "It's an automated robot-disdainer. It pretends you're not there.",
  "It's a portable hole. A sign reads: \"Closed for the winter\".",
  "Just a moldy loaf of bread.",
  "A little glass tub of Carmex. ($.89) Too bad you have no lips.",
  "A Swiss-Army knife. All of its appendages are out. (toothpick lost)",
  "It's a zen simulation, trapped within an ASCII character.",
  "It's a copy of \"The Rubaiyat of Spike Schudy\".",
  "It's \"War and Peace\" (unabridged, very small print).",
  "A willing, ripe tomato bemoans your inability to digest fruit.",
  "A robot comedian. You feel amused.",
  "It's KITT, the talking car.",
  "Here's Pete Peterson. His batteries seem to have long gone dead.",
  "\"Blup, blup, blup\", says the mud pot.",
  "More grist for the mill.",
  "Grind 'em up, spit 'em out, they're twigs.",
  "The boom box cranks out an old Ethel Merman tune.",
  "It's \"Finding kitten\", published by O'Reilly and Associates.",
  "Pumpkin pie spice.",
  "It's the Bass-Matic '76! Mmm, that's good bass!",
  "\"Lend us a fiver 'til Thursday\", pleas Andy Capp.",
  "It's a tape of '70s rock. All original hits! All original artists!",
  "You've found the fabled America Online disk graveyard!",
  "Empty jewelboxes litter the landscape.",
  "It's the astounding meta-object.",
  "Ed McMahon stands here, lost in thought. Seeing you, he bellows, \"YES SIR!\"",
  "...thingy???",
  "It's 1000 secrets the government doesn't want you to know!",
  "The letters O and R.",
  "A magical... magic thing.",
  "It's a moment of silence.",
  "It's Sirhan-Sirhan, looking guilty.",
  "It's \"Chicken Soup for the Kitten-seeking Soulless Robot.\"",
  "It is a set of wind-up chatter teeth.",
  "It is a cloud shaped like an ox.",
  "You see a snowflake here, melting slowly.",
  "It's a big block of ice. Something seems to be frozen inside it.",
  "Vladimir Lenin's casket rests here.",
  "It's a copy of \"Zen and The Art of Robot Maintenance\".",
  "This invisible box contains a pantomime horse.",
  "A mason jar lies here open. Its label reads: \"do not open!\".",
  "A train of thought chugs through here.",
  "This jar of pickles expired in 1957.",
  "Someone's identity disk lies here.",
  "\"Yes!\" says the bit.",
  "\"No!\" says the bit.",
  "A dodecahedron bars your way.",
  "Mr. Hooper is here, surfing.",
  "It's a big smoking fish.",
  "You have new mail in /var/spool/robot",
  "Just a monitor with the blue element burnt out.",
  "A pile of coaxial plumbing lies here.",
  "It's a rotten old shoe.",
  "It's a hundred-dollar bill.",
  "It's a Dvorak keyboard.",
  "It's a cardboard box full of 8-tracks.",
  "Just a broken hard drive containg the archives of Nerth Pork.",
  "A broken metronome sits here, its needle off to one side.",
  "A sign reads: \"Go home!\"",
  "A sign reads: \"No robots allowed!\"",
  "It's the handheld robotfindskitten game, by Tiger.",
  "This particular monstrosity appears to be ENIAC.",
  "This is a tasty-looking banana creme pie.",
  "A wireframe model of a hot dog rotates in space here.",
  "Just the empty husk of a locust.",
  "You disturb a murder of crows.",
  "It's a copy of the robotfindskitten EULA.",
  "It's Death.",
  "It's an autographed copy of \"Secondary Colors,\" by Bob Ross.",
  "It is a marzipan dreadnought that appears to have melted and stuck.",
  "It's a DVD of \"Crouching Monkey, Hidden Kitten\", region encoded for the moon.",
  "It's Kieran Hervold.  Damn dyslexia!",
  "A non-descript box of crackers.",
  "Carbonated Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Color, Phosphoric Acid, Flavors, Caffeine.",
  "\"Move along! Nothing to see here!\"",
  "It's the embalmed corpse of Vladimir Lenin.",
  "A coupon for one free steak-fish at your local family diner.",
  "A set of keys to a 2001 Rolls Royce. Worthless.",
  "A gravestone stands here.  \"Izchak Miller, ascended.\"",
  "Someone has written \"ad aerarium\" on the ground here.",
  "A large blue eye floats in midair.",
  "This appears to be a statue of Perseus.",
  "There is an opulent throne here.",
  "It's a squad of Keystone Kops.",
  "This seems to be junk mail addressed to the finder of the Eye of Larn.",
  "A wondrous and intricate golden amulet.  Too bad you have no neck.",
  "The swampy ground around you seems to stink with disease.",
  "An animate blob of acid.  Being metallic, you keep well away.",
  "It's a copy of Knuth with the chapter on kitten-search algorithms torn out.",
  "A crowd of people, and at the center, a popular misconception.",
  "It's a blind man. When you touch, he exclaims \"It's a kitten prospecting robot!\"",
  "It's a lost wallet. It's owner didn't have pets, so you discard it.",
  "This place is called Antarctica. There is no kitten here.",
  "It's a mousetrap, baited with soap.",
  "A book with \"Don't Panic\" in large friendly letters across the cover.",
  "A compendium of haiku about metals.",
  "A discredited cosmology, relic of a bygone era.",
  "A hollow voice says \"Plugh\".",
  "A knight who says \"Either I am an insane knave, or you will find kitten.\"",     
  "A neural net -- maybe it's trying to recognize kitten.",
  "A screwdriver.",
  "A statue of a girl holding a goose like the one in Gottingen, Germany.",
  "A tetradrachm dated \"42 B.C.\"",
  "A voice booms out \"Onward, kitten soldiers...\"",
  "An eminently forgettable zahir.",
  "Apparently, it's Edmund Burke.",
  "For a moment, you feel something in your hands, but it disappears!",
  "Here is a book about Robert Kennedy.",
  "Hey, robot, leave those lists alone.",
  "Ho hum.  Another synthetic a posteriori.",
  "It's Asimov's Laws of Robotics.  You feel a strange affinity for them.",
  "It's Bach's Mass in B-minor!",
  "It's a bug.",
  "It's a synthetic a priori truth!  Immanuel would be so pleased!",
  "It's the Tiki Room.",
  "Just some old play by a Czech playwright, and you can't read Czech.",
  "Kitten is the letter 'Q'.  Oh, wait, maybe not.",
  "Quidquid Latine dictum sit, kitten non est.",
  "Sutro Tower is visible at some distance through the fog.",
  "The Digital Millennium Copyright Act of 1998.",
  "The United States Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit.",
  "The non-kitten item like this but with \"false\" and \"true\" switched is true.", 
  "The non-kitten item like this but with \"true\" and \"false\" switched is false.",
  "This is the chapter called \"A Map of the Cat?\" from Feynman's autobiography.",  
  "This is the forest primeval.",
  "Werner's \"Pocket Field Guide to Things That Are Not Kitten\".",
  "You found nettik, but that's backwards.",
  "You have found some zinc, but you must not stop here, for you must find kitten.", 
  "\"50 Years Among the Non-Kitten Items\", by Ann Droyd.",
  "\"Robot may not injure kitten, or, through inaction, ...\"",
  "\"Address Allocation for Private Internets\" by Yakov Rekhter et al.",
  "\"Mail Routing and the Domain System\" by Craig Partridge.",
  "\"The Theory and Practice of Oligarchical Collectivism\" by Emmanuel Goldstein.", 
  "\"201 Kitten Verbs, Fully Conjugated\".  You look for \"find\".",
  "A card sharp sits here, practicing his Faro shuffle.  He ignores you.",
  "A copy of DeCSS.  They're a dime a dozen these days.",
  "A demonic voice proclaims \"There is no kitten, only Zuul\".  You flee.",
  "A lotus.  You make an interesting pair.",
  "A milk carton, with a black and white picture of kitten on the side.",
  "Any ordinary robot could see from a mile away that this wasn't kitten.",
  "A stegosaurus, escaped from the stegosaurusfindsrobot game.  It finds you.",
  "Baling wire and chewing gum.",
  "Chewing gum and baling wire.",
  "Here is no kitten but only rock, rock and no kitten and the sandy road.",
  "Hey, I bet you thought this was kitten.",
  "It is an ancient mariner, and he stoppeth one of three.",
  "It pleases you to be kind to what appears to be kitten -- but it's not!",
  "It's a blatant plug for Ogg Vorbis, http://www.vorbis.com/",
  "It's a business plan for a new startup, kitten.net.",
  "It's a revised business plan for a new startup, my.kitten.net.",
  "It's a square.",
  "It seems to be a copy of \"A Tail of Two Kitties\".",
  "It's the Donation of Constantine!",
  "It's this message, nothing more.",
  "Lysine, an essential amino acid.  Well, maybe not for robots.",
  "No kitten here.",
  "The score for a Czech composer's \"Kitten-Finding Symphony in C\".",
  "This looks like Bradley's \"Appearance and Reality\", but it's really not.",
  "This non-kitten item no verb.",
  "You feel strangely unfulfilled.",
  "You hit the non-kitten item.  The non-kitten item fails to yowl.",
  "You suddenly yearn for your distant homeland.",
  "You've found the snows of yesteryear!  So that's where they all went to.",
  "Approaching.  One car.  J.  Followed by.  Two car.  M, M.  In five.  Minutes.",
  "Free Jon Johansen!",
  "Free Dmitry Sklyarov!",
  "One person shouts \"What do we want?\" The crowd answers \"Free Dmitry!\"",
  "Judith Platt insults librarians.",
  "This map is not the territory.",
  "\"Go back to Libraria!\", says Pat Schroeder.",
  "This is a porcelain kitten-counter.  0, 0, 0, 0, 0...",
  "An old bootable business card, unfortunately cracked down the middle.",
  "A kitten sink, for washing kitten (if only kitten liked water).",
  "A kitten source (to match the kitten sink).",
  "If it's one thing, it's not another.",
  "If it's not one thing, it's another.",
  "A caboodle.",
  "A grin.",
  "You hit the invisible arch-lich.  The invisible arch-lich hits!",
  "It's the classification of all finite simple groups.",
  "It's a list of the zeroes of the Riemann zeta function.",
  "It's a hanging chad.",
  "It's an argon-filled vault.",
  "A pirate!",
  "A pirate joke.",
  "Newton Minow is here, taking part in somebody else's pirate joke.",
  "The killer bee stings!",
  "It's the Golden Banana of Discord!",
  "The Inform Designer's Manual (4th edition)",
  "A packet of pipe cleaners.",
  "It's Andrew Plotkin plotting something.",
  "A half-eaten cheese sandwich.",
  "A family of integrals is here integrating.",
  "A tuft of kitten fur, but no kitten.",
  "A bottle of oil! Refreshing!",
  "A shameless plug for Frotz: http://www.cs.csubak.edu/~dgriffi/proj/frotz/",
  "Clifford Stoll is here selling Klein bottles.",
  "You found the marble in the oatmeal!",
  "An empty Altoids tin.",
  "An empty Penguin Mints tin.",
  "So, THAT's what an invisible barrier looks like!",
  "A cluster of cattails are growing here.",
  "A discarded bagpipe chanter reed.",
  "Big Bird is here looking for Mr. Looper.",
  "It's a Linux install CD.",
  "You found Puppy! Too bad this isn't \"robotfindspuppy\".",
  "Several meters of cat5 cable.",
  "A scrap of parchment bears the single word, \"meow\".",
  "A puddle of chocolate sauce.",
  "Your pal Floyd is here and wants to play Hucka-Bucka-Beanstalk.",
  "Someone is talking to Ralph on the big white phone here.",
  "'Twas brillig in the slivey-toves...",
  "Darth Vader is here looking for his Teddywookie.",
  "A baboon with a bassoon hoots angrily at you.",
  "Catsup and Mustard all over the place! It's the Human Hamburger!",
  "Gibble, Gobble, we ACCEPT YOU ...",
  "A rancid corn dog.",
  "It's a tribute to fishnet stockings.",
  "A jar of Vegemite is playing hopscotch here.",
  "Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!!",
  "A bottle of hair tonic.",
  "A packet of catnip.",
  "Here's Cal Worthington and his dog \"Spot\"!",
  "It's Uncle Doctor Hurkamur!",
  "YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAA!!!!!",
  "Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, Thunder Cats!!!",
  "An overturned bottle of ink and lots of kitten pawprints.",
  "A flyer advertising a sale at Spatula City.",
  "A 540Hz tuning fork.",
  "A 3-inch floppy disk.",
  "Seargent Duffy is here.",
  "A ball of pocket fluff.",
  "A 3-sided Monty Python record.",
  "A Sanrio catalog.",
  "A scratching-post.",
  "Butane!!!",
  "An ice cube.",
  "Just a cage of white mice.",
  "You've found Harvey, the Wonder Hamster!",
  "A jar of dehydrated water.",
  "Just some swamp gas.",
  "A bowl of cherries.",
  "Spoon!!!",
  "A sign reads \"Don't step on the Mome Raths\".",
  "Dirty socks.",
  "\"Dogbert's tech support, how may I abuse you?\"",
  "A radio hisses away. Kitten must have been here.",
  "\"Kilroy was here\"",
  "\"Plexar was here\"",
  "\"Kibo was here\"",
  "It's the cork to someone's lunch.",
  "A piping-hot pizza. Useless.",
  "Diogenes is here demanding whisky.",
  "The Monolith of Spam towers above you.",
  "\"Meow meow meow meow...\"  How discouraging! It's only a recording.",
  "Marvin is complaining about the pain in the diodes down his left side.",
  "Mr. Kamikaze and Mr. DNA are here drinking tea.",
  "Rene Descarte is whistling a happy tune here.",
  "Ooh, shiny!",
  "It's a giant slorr!",
  "A ketchup bottle (nearly empty).",
  "A large pile of rubber bands.",
  "A ton of feathers.",
  "This nonkitten may contain peanuts.",
  "A tree with some jelly nailed to it.",
  "Ah, the skirl of the pipes and the rustle of the silicon...",
  "You found Parakeet! Too bad this isn't \"robotfindsparakeet\".",
  "A ball of yarn.",
  "A big chunk of frozen chocolate pudding.",
  "There is no tea here.",
  "An automated robot-doubter. It doesn't believe in you.",
  "A plastic model of Kitten.",
  "It's Yorgle, the Yellow Dragon.",
  "It's Grundle, the Green Dragon.",
  "It's Rhindle, the Red Dragon.",
  "An old pattern is here going on and on.",
  "TV says donuts are high in fat.",
  "It's a pool with a straw in it.",
  "A singing frog. Useless.",
  "It's a funky beat!",
  "A tiny ceramic Kitten. It's probably not the Kitten you're looking for.",
  "An oven mitt with kittens on it.",
  "An empty coaxial cable spool.",
  "Billions and billions of things that aren't Kitten.",
  "Snarf?",
  "Faboo!",
  "99 bottles of beer are on a wall here.",
  "Hydraulic fluid and jagged metal bits. You recoil from the scene of carnage.",
  "A bobolink is twittering a happy tune here.",
  "Biscuits.",
  "A blank deposit slip.",
  "What's that blue thing doing here?",
  "A travel-sized cyclotron.",
  "A largish bath towel.",
  "You found Chinchilla! Too bad this isn't \"robotfindschinchilla\".",
  "A meerkat... not even close.",
  "A green yo-yo.",
  "A hairless rat.",
  "Bright copper kettles.",
  "Ten yards of avocado-green shag carpet.",
  "A zorkmid coin.",
  "It's Babe Flathead's favorite bat.",
  "It's cute like a kitten, but isn't a kitten.",
  "A cyclops glowers angrily at you.",
  "A discarded pop bottle.",
  "Definitely not Kitten.",
  "A mouse.",
  "Slack!",
  "A troll. Ewww!!!",
  "A tube of white lithium grease. Perfect for your robotic joints.",
  "Talcum powder.",
  "A breadbox. Nope, Kitten isn't in the breadbox.",
  "An unlicensed nuclear accelerator.",
  "A sub-atomic particle languishes here all alone.",
  "A bowling ball with the name \"Bob\" inscribed on it.",
  "A briefcase filled with spy stuff.",
  "Is that an elephant's head or a winged sandal?",
  "Bibbidy bibbidy bibbidy bibbidy bibbidy bibbidy...",
  "A tube of toothpaste. Too bad you have no teeth.",
  "This isn't the item you're looking for.",
  "A discarded refrigerator box. Nope, Kitten isn't in the box.",
  "A paper shopping bag. Nope, Kitten isn't in the bag.",
  "A flyer reads, \"Please donate hydraulic fluid\"",
  "A dangly thing mangled by Kitten.",
  "A crouton.",
  "A patch from the Mammoth Caves.",
  "A leather pouch filled with multisided dice.",
  "A pair of combat boots.",
  "A pile of coconuts.",
  "A big bass drum bearing a hole and suspicious clawmarks.",
  "It's a clue!",
  "Long lost needle nose pliers.",
  "A vase of roses.",
  "A crystal ball. It doesn't seem to know where Kitten is.",
  "It's Princess Leia, the yodel of life.",
  "Sigmund Freud is here asking about your mother.",
  "BURRRRP!!!! Flavorful and full of protein!",
  "A jar of library paste.",
  "These aren't ordinary beans. They're magic beans!",
  "Some sort of electronic handheld game from the 1970s.",
  "Just some glop of some sort.",
  "A bottle of distilled water.",
  "A rusty slinky. It was such a wonderful toy!",
  "Some coconut crabs are milling about here.",
  "Dancing cold water pipes. Mikey must have been here.",
  "Ash is mumbling \"KLAATU BARATA NI<coughcough>\" here.",
  "It's a blob of white goo.",
  "It's a cookie shaped like a kitten.",
  "It's Professor Feedlebom.",
  "A bottle of smelling salts.",
  "Dinsdale!",
  "An Enfield Mk3 rifle.",
  "An M16 rifle.",
  "An M1911A1 pistol.",
  "An M9 pistol.",
  "It's a gun of some sort.",
  "An FN-FAL rifle.",
  "An old rusty revolver.",
  "An AK-47 rifle.",
  "An AK-97 rifle.",
  "A Remington 870 shotgun.",
  "It's a NetBSD install CD.",
  "It's a recursive recursive recursive recursive recursive...",
  "It's Brian Kernigan.",
  "It's Dennis Ritchie.",
  "It's nothing in particular.",
  "Just a box of backscratchers.",
  "An expired transistor.",
  "Air.",
  "A steam-powered bunnytron.",
  "Heeeeeeeeeeeeres Johnny!",
  "It's a catalog from some company called Infocom.",
  "A dark-emitting diode.",
  "A 256 kilobyte write-only memory chip.",
  "A box of brand-new nixie tubes.",
  "Alien underwear.",
  "A sack of hammers.",
  "A sack of wet mice.",
  "A sack of doorknobs.",
  "A rusty melon-baller.",
  "An atomic vector plotter.",
  "You really don't want to know what this is.",
  "A 100 meter long chain of jumbo paper clips.",
  "A cockatoo shrieks at you.",
  "It's Mary Poppins!",
  "A slightly-used smellovision set.",
  "Doodles Weaver is here looking over a horse race schedule.",
  "An overflowing bit bucket.",
  "Blarg!",
  "It's a hairy-armed hitchhiker!",
  "A wolf wearing a nightgown is in bed here.",
  "A gecko zooms about on a skateboard here.",
  "A hovercraft full of eels is parked here.",
  "A waffle iron is here and it's still hot.",
  "A huge pile of pancakes.",
  "A threadbare tweed suit.",
  "A rusted safety pin.",
  "A model of a twin-hulled sailboat.",
  "A jar of lemon curd.",
  "\"We interrupt this Zen Simulation...\"",
  "A sealed tin bearing only the word \"yummy\".",
  "It's a groat coated with pocket fluff.",
  "You find an Atari 2600 game cartridge with no label.",
  "A child's drawing of a kitten.",
  "It's a small bouncy creature, but obviously not kitten.",
  "It's an unknown area code.",
  "A bottle of ammonia.",
  "Tweeting birds.",
  "It's a rapidly oscillating function.",
  "A dogcow moofs at you.",
  "A puddle of purple semi-gloss latex paint.",
  "It's a merry-go-round (broken down).",
  "The pants that Curly died in.",
  "A vanilla pudding pop.",
  "It's Jesse James' severed hand and it's still moving.",
  "It's more money than you'll ever need.",
  "A tiny robot scuttles across the floor.",
  "Chunk is here doing the truffle-shuffle.",
  "Data is here setting up some booty traps.",
  "A waterlogged grand piano.",
  "One liter of fuming nitric acid.",
  "A gold-dipped rose.",
  "Bronzed baby shoes.",
  "An electric engraving pencil.",
  "A small, featureless, white cube.",
  "It's a battery-powered brass lantern.",
  "It's an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers.",
  "A glass bottle containing a quantity of water.",
  "It's a blob of red goo.",
  "It's a blob of blue goo.",
  "It's a blob of yellow goo.",
  "It's a blob of green goo.",
  "It's a blob of orange goo.",
  "It's a blob of purple goo.",
  "It's a blob of black goo.",
  "It's a blob of brown goo.",
  "A Scooby Snack! Yay!",
  "A squirrel contentedly gnaws on a sprinkler head here.",
  "Snacky things.",
  "A toupee.",
  "Seat cushion fluff.",
  "Jacket fluff.",
  "Haven't you touched this thing before?",
  "It's a copy of the Book of Found Kittens.",
  "It's a nasty knife.",
  "It's a grue. Fortunately, they don't like to eat robots.",
  "It's a phone book for the 661 area code.",
  "A tiny velvet pouch.",
  "Brass tacks.",
  "It's a rotating potato.",
  "Leave that thing alone!",
  "It's the mark of the beast!",
  "A tube of heat sink grease.",
  "A dead battery.",
  "A pile of irrigation valves.",
  "A stony meteorite.",
  "An iron meteorite.",
  "It's a fragment of an old Russian spacecraft.",
  "A large block of dry ice.",
  "It's a Commodore 64 computer (in mint condition).",
  "It's an Apple II+ computer (in mint condition).",
  "It's a Kaypro II portable computer.",
  "It's a Texas Instruments TI-89 graphing calculator.",
  "It's an Atari 800 computer.",
  "It's an Amiga 2000 computer.",
  "An oddly familiar face shouts \"SCREWTEK!\" from this computer monitor.",
  "It's an Osborne portable computer.",
  "It's a nameless MSX computer from Japan.",
  "A vacuum cleaner appears to have exploded here.",
  "It's a model of a catamaran.",
  "A cardboard box of sheet metal screws.",
  "A brown glass vial labeled \"tincture of iodine\".",
  "Just some sort of cat toy.",
  "It's a large pile of crumpled notepaper.",
  "You've found the decoy kitten!",
  "It's a pile of wine corks.",
  "A neat pile of plastic irrigation pipe.",
  "It's one of those carpet-covered things for cats to climb.",
  "This thing appears to be an ancient Roman breastplate.",
  "A claymore.",
  "An unripe orange.",
  "A toy zeppelin.",
  "It's a bucket of mud.",
  "It's a bucket of water.",
  "A clay pot with grass growing it in sits here.",
  "A discarded envelope chewed by Kitten.",
  "A hollow voice says \"Fool!\"",
  "Several hackles are here and they appear to be up.",
  "Just some spite.",
  "Vitriol.",
  "There is a small mailbox here.",
  "A large oriental rug.",
  "It's an elvish sword of great antiquity.",
  "A large coil of rope is here.",
  "You've found a speed bump.",
  "It's a whirly thing of some sort.",
  "An empty Slurpee cup.",
  "This is a disaster area.",
  "A small box of fishing weights.",
  "A street map of the city of Anaheim.",
  "Bits of red construction paper are scattered all about.",
  "You won't believe what this is.",
  "A meat-scented air-freshener on a string dances in the breeze.",
  "A intact clay pigeon.",
  "Pieces of broken clay pigeons are scattered all about.",
  "This looks like a skateboarding arcade video game.",
  "It's a steaming bowl of homemade gnocci.",
  "An electric fan lies on its side here.",
  "It's something fizzy.",
  "A hickory stump.",
  "This tiny barbecue is spotlessly clean.",
  "A saucer of milk, untouched by Kitten.",
  "Insane laughter issues from this vibrating shipping crate.",
  "Haven't you checked here already?",
  "Just some rusted lug nuts and an ancient hub cap.",
  "A rusty crowbar.",
  "A post hole digger is stuck in a pile of dirt here.",
  "It's a spade.",
  "It's the Queen of Hearts! \"Off with their heads!\", she shouts.",
  "An assortment of highly-nutritious vegetables.",
  "A dead click beetle.",
  "A roll of scratch-and-sniff stickers.",
  "A roll of duct tape.",
  "Someone dropped a cheap ballpoint pen here.",
  "Someone dropped an expensive fountain pen here.",
  "You've found the Gingerbread Man!",
  "You've found the Stinky Cheese Man!",
  "This looks like an umbrella turned inside out.",
  "3.14159... Pi is all over the place here...",
  "You almost mistook this meatloaf for Kitten.",
  "This drawer is full of dried out rubber stoppers.",
  "A flask of hydrochloric acid is here.",
  "Why are you bothering that old man instead of finding Kitten?",
  "It's a hyperkinetic rabbity thing.",
  "A dog dressed in a cheap suit is here.",
  "\"Help me Robot! You're my only hope!\"",
  "You found Budgie! Too bad this isn't \"robotfindsbudgie\".",
  "It's a sleeping lion.",
  "It's an example of the infamous space-cadet keyboard.",
  "You find a random assortment of dots and dashes.",
  "Nothing but some scribbles in crayon.",
  "It's a week-old baloney sandwich.",
  "It's a red stapler.",
  "It's a red staple-remover.",
  "It's a \"Wicked Tinkers\" CD.",
  "You see a rhinestone-studded dog collar, but no dog.",
  "It's a box of lox.",
  "It's a box of pinball machine parts.",
  "You've discovered an enormous pile of socks.",
  "It's a photograph of Kitten.",
  "It's a copy editor, reading aloud from the Associated Press Stylebook.",
  "Kitty kibble is scattered all about.",
  "A bartender growls, \"No robots allowed!\"",
  "It's a Franklin Ebookman.",
  "It's a child's kitten pull-toy.",
  "It's a MITS Altair 8800.",
  "This is only a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.",
  "It's a Model M keyboard with the keycaps rearranged.",
  "This is a Zilog Z80 processor.",
  "It's an Intel 4004 processor.",
  "It's a can of pork soda.",
  "It's wholesale, direct to you."
};
